Thomas laughed and accidently tugged on Peter's collar. "Gak!" Peter yelled. "No choking me!"
"Sorry! David's so witty!" He winked at David and then he spun Peter around. "There you go, Pete. All fixed. And you look wonderful. Doesn't he look wonderful!? I spiffed him all up. Not that there's anything else I can do for the hair, but I had to go with what I had to work with." Thomas said soberly.
"Aly likes my hair, you cretin!" Peter said and he turned to button up Thomas's jacket. "Oh god, what time is it?!"
"Ten to seven. Calm down, Peter. You're going to give yourself a histerectomy." Thomas said, unaware he was using the wrong word.
Robert almost fell off his bench laughing. "I think you mean coronary there, Thomas."
"Why, what did I say?" Thomas asked, genuinely confused.
"You said histerectomy. Which is much less a heart attack and much more the removal of lady parts." Peter explained.
"Oh. Well I never was a doctor. Though you're no nervous you might cry and then turn into a girl and then get a one of those anyway."
Peter raised his eyebrows. "Yes...quite. David, it's your turn to reassure me, Thomas is fired!"
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Date: 2006-12-03 09:05 am (UTC)From:"Sorry! David's so witty!" He winked at David and then he spun Peter around. "There you go, Pete. All fixed. And you look wonderful. Doesn't he look wonderful!? I spiffed him all up. Not that there's anything else I can do for the hair, but I had to go with what I had to work with." Thomas said soberly.
"Aly likes my hair, you cretin!" Peter said and he turned to button up Thomas's jacket. "Oh god, what time is it?!"
"Ten to seven. Calm down, Peter. You're going to give yourself a histerectomy." Thomas said, unaware he was using the wrong word.
Robert almost fell off his bench laughing. "I think you mean coronary there, Thomas."
"Why, what did I say?" Thomas asked, genuinely confused.
"You said histerectomy. Which is much less a heart attack and much more the removal of lady parts." Peter explained.
"Oh. Well I never was a doctor. Though you're no nervous you might cry and then turn into a girl and then get a one of those anyway."
Peter raised his eyebrows. "Yes...quite. David, it's your turn to reassure me, Thomas is fired!"