David's eyes widened in horror as he dropped Christina's foot and hastily stood upright. "Nothing! I'm being helpful! Don't spank me!" His face spread into a grin as he raised his arms to protect himself from the oncoming onslaught of his mother.

"You naughty boy! You little fiend! Always chasing after the ladies like you'd never seen a skirt before! I ought to spank you silly, you little whippersnapper!" She harangued him in Spanish.

"Argh! No! I don't snap whips! Stop hitting me with that shoe, it's pointy!" David cried.